Athena’s Banquet

Devouring words

Librarians do Gaga.

Wow, this is kind of lighting up the intertubes.

I’ve had at least one request for the lyrics to my “Librarians do Gaga” version of Poker Face. Here they are!

You got a question that is causing you some pain
Typin’ keywords into the search engine again.
Look your naïve searching just ain’t gonna get it done
Cause when it comes to search if it’s not tough it isn’t fun (fun)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll blow your mind, show you how to find.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll blow your mind, show you how to find.

Can use my
Can use my
Yeah you can use my catalog
(Don’t forget the databases)
Can use my
Can use my
Yeah you can use my catalog
(Don’t forget the databases)

Ca-ca-ca-catalog ca-ca-catalog
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ca-ca-ca-catalog ca-ca-catalog
(Mum mum mum mah)

This keyword search it gives you way too many hits
Boolean limits pare things down to just what fits
Use the thesaurus to find subject terms that work
Then in just one minute you’ll be through like Captain Kirk (Kirk)

[Chorus]

We love the Big 6, baby!

Step one define your problem
Pick your sources.
Then go huntin’. We’re not puntin’
On the research. We’re engaging and extracting somethin’
Then you can put it back together
Tell your friends about your awesomeness
It’s synthesis synthesis
Evaluate cause we’re into this.

Feel free to host singalongs, but please don’t duplicate these without linking back to this site and crediting me.

Thanks for watching!

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49 Responses to “Librarians do Gaga.”

  1. Leslie

    I LOVE IT!!!! Great work!!!


  2. Absolutely wonderful. Please consider throwing it up iTunes. I, for one, would happily pay you 99 cents to add it to my library.

  3. Bill

    Very nice job. Well done!

  4. Katy

    I loved the video and the lyrics are awesome! I’ve been showing it to all of my library colleagues.

  5. Lucia

    Now I’ve got a tune to groove to when I’m researching. Thanks!


  6. Hey There… this is great!! I am the PR Director for SLA (special libraries association) and I would love to feature this video on http://www.slatv.org—Who do I need to speak with about using this video? We also have our annual conference in a few weeks and this might be a fun thing to play at some point… any interest?? Shoot me an email!


  7. I have a thing for librarians.
    Great video. Its so positive, I want to work there : )

  8. Annie

    Wish I had a job to offer you…this was terrific!!! Congrats on your degree!

  9. Teresa

    Amazing! I’m MLIS 2010 at Rutgers… and this is so great I forwarded the video onto our student listserv. Officially super extra convinced my profession is the coolest! Bravo!


  10. [...] lärare och andra studenter. Låten har inspirerats av Lady Gagas ”Poker Face” och texten finns på Sarah Wachters blogg. Så ”Librarians of the future present” [...]


  11. Mary

    Love it!!!!!


  12. I’d like to license the right to use the work as a marketing collateral for a information lookup service. Really.

  13. Nancy McEnanly

    Sarah and Company,

    What a terrific idea! You did a wonderful job!

  14. Minttu Ollila

    Mum mum mum mah

    Greetings from Finland!
    It’s soon all over the world!

    BRILLIANT!

  15. Z

    Coolest video ever. Finally something that shows librarians are the coolest!


  16. Good to know that you are completing your masters in library and information science. best of luck for your professional life.

    Thanks


  17. Don’t forget the databases, but don’t forget Google either! ;-)

    Fun piece, well done!

    PS: Boolean is overrated!

  18. Alison

    I love this and the video – I’m a library student in Australia and I wish we could so something like this!!


  19. @Alison: I don’t see why not, there’re fun people in here down under too. ^^

    Pretty cool parody! Yay for librarians. :D


  20. Love this! Very witty indeed.


  21. [...] Lyrics available here: http://www.athenasbanquet.net/2010/05… [...]

  22. sophie

    i’m a french librarian and it’s just so good, funny ! i love this !!

  23. Joan

    LOve It!

  24. Joel

    Your video has made me happy on a molecular level. Thanks!!!


  25. Your video is awesome! I love it

  26. Svetlusak

    It’s fantastic!! I’m studying information science with focus on library science and this song is super!!! Now, anyone can say that librarians are boring! :D :D Good job!!!

  27. Sara

    You did a fantastic job: it’s really great!!
    Bravissime!
    (an Italian librarian – and former worker in the showbiz)


  28. [...] a colleague mentioned a video of a bunch of librarians sending up Lady Gaga, but I love it.  The lyrics actually make sense and the sound isn’t too far off the original as to be unrecognizable.  There are a few [...]

  29. Heyjude

    Fantastic! Have passed the video link along to many librarian/cybrarian colleagues.

  30. GaBa

    Awesome job! Just love the lyrics, and yeah, please give it a thought about sharing the song through iTunes! And please, please, please, let us know about that! :)

  31. dimensionallyT

    Awesome vid, totally awesome and you are all so cute! Maybe I should have become a librarian. Muchos talent the lot of you. Thanks for so much fun!

  32. Derikic

    Love the video and lyrics – funny and clever.

  33. Gwen

    Love it! Forwarding to librarian friends. Yes, put it on itunes!


  34. [...] of Washington in Seattle, hat einen aktuellen Popsong in „Librarians do gaga“ umgedichtet und performt ihn zusammen mit anderen Studierenden und Bibliotheksmitarbeitern.  So schön kann [...]

  35. claireagnes

    well done. THANKS

  36. Coleague

    Hello from Croatia! Lots of greetings from the Department of Information Science and Librarianship in Zagreb! We’ve all watched the video… You guys look awesome and you look like you’re havin fun, just as we are! I guess it’s just that kind of profession! :) xoxo


  37. [...] scares me. In the context of the discussion on Sophie’s post, some of the lyrics (which are here at Sarah Wachter’s site ) do read like “your’e doing it wrong if you’re not using our tools, even though [...]

  38. resqspc

    Duly forwarded to all members of the Cadet Library Staff here at the AF academy. A classic! Well done!

  39. erica lucena

    hsuahsuashaushuashuha

    I love it! and thaks for the lyrics.. thak U for “blow my mind”
    my english it’s not so good… i’m from brazil, and here, in Universidade Federal de Pernambuco, you guys are rocking! complete sucess!!


  40. are you single? that video is so totally funny. great work!


  41. This was the best!!!! My entire staff thought it quite amusing whereas my teenage sons and other younger associates couldn’t get enough….what an imagination you have!!! Well done on breaking the mold and recreating the librarian image that we all struggle against…YOU ROCK


  42. [...] edited, and produced by Sarah Wachter.Lyrics by Sarah Wachter.Lyrics available here: http://www.athenasbanquet.net/2010/05…More info available here: http://www.athenasbanquet.net/2010/05…Now captioned for the Deaf and [...]

  43. K. Annabel Witzke

    Hello girls and women,

    thanks for this great humorous, yet very true, song and performance!!!
    I LOVE it!!!

    Just about the “big 6” – what/who are you referring to???

    The link from your lyrics doesn’t help…:-(

    Do you mean the big 6 in CIVIL RIGHTS?

    Which others are there?
    PLEASE tell me…

    I would love to show this “goody” to our students in Potsdam, Germany,
    but I am sure that they will ask me about the big 6 and then?????

  44. sarah

    Hi, Annabel! Thanks for your comment!

    The Big 6 is a method for teaching information and technology skills that was developed by Mike Eisenberg (here at University of Washington, Seattle) and Robert Berkowitz. You can read more about it here. That page also lays out the steps of the Big 6, which might help your students with their library research!


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  46. [...] edited, and produced by Sarah Wachter. Lyrics by Sarah Wachter. Lyrics available here: http://www.athenasbanquet.net/2010/05… More info available here: http://www.athenasbanquet.net/2010/05… Captioned for the Deaf and [...]

  47. Leslie

    I absolutely love this! I have showed it to several of my co-workers. The lyrics are brilliant! I wish more librarians would do these types of things. Thank you!

  48. Jérôme Triaud

    Hello

    Very funny your “Librarian do GaGa”...

    I don’t think french Librarians – I’m one of them- could create such lyrics related with their job…

    What a pity!

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