Athena’s Banquet

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Netherlands: Kröller-Müller Museum

We spent Saturday in a Dutch national park, “De Hoge Veluwe”.  It.  Was.  Awesome.

The Dutch national obsssion with bikes apparently led to the creation of this park, which is, admittedly, out in the back of the beyond and requiring two separate bus trips (one of them very, very long) out there.  Then this wee little shuttle picks you up at the bus stop and whisks you further out to the countryside where a guard waits at a gate and a little hut houses two friendly Dutchwomen who will be happy to sell you a ticket to the park (but not the art museum inside) for a mere 7 euros.  Once you’ve shown the guard your ticket, you can walk over to the bike racks which house several hundred white, not-terribly-nice-but-still-effective bikes.  Some have baby seats in various locations, but most are just plain old bicycles.  Grab one, hop on, and bike (following the directional mushrooms) to the museum at the center of the park,whereupon another Dutch gentleman will be happy to sell you a ticket to the Kröller-Müller Museum (student prices 3.50 euros; not sure what regular price is) and yet another will very politely coat-check your jacket and purse, and then you are free to explore the museum and the extensive and awesome outdoor sculpture garden.

There was an extensive and spectacular collection of van Goghs (of course), quite a lot of pointillist stuff, a few Mondrians (I took some photos in case I decide to make quilts out of them), and a bunch of stuff by an artist I had never heard of (look, art is not my thing.  Don’t hate me.) named Jean Metzinger.  I had honestly never gotten van Gogh before this trip; I’d seen plenty of prints and had a sufficiency of art teachers wax rhapsodic, but nothing really captures the buttery texture of his light like seeing it in person.  It was wonderful.

There was also a room with two works by Ana Maria Tavares, The Wish-ribbon net and Crystal Waters.  Both were very, very lovely and made me happy in a very deep and quiet way.

(Also, apparently my camera is somewhat flaky and only takes photos about half the time I tell it to.  I am displeased, but will struggle through.  I guess that little flashing hand warning symbol actually meant something…who knew?)

I did a quick walkthrough of the sculpture gardens but was pretty arted out by that point, so instead two friends and I went for a ride around the park before riding back to the entrannce.  We met up with a larger group heading back into Arnhem at the bus stop, then about six of us decided to head back to Rotterdam that afternoon, as we were pretty pooped, not sleeping very well in the hostel, and in need of a quiet day of leisure.  Which is what I did.  which is when these entries got written.

Backdatedly yours,
Sarah

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Netherlands: Inappropriate propositions and appropriate vegetation

Today we left for a weekend excusion to Arnhem, with exciting bicycle complications.  A group of people wanted to bike part of the way, a few (a very few) wanted to bike the whole way, and some of us were lazy and just wanted to take the train.  I fell into that last category.

So the morning was pretty chaotic, with various people getting various tickets for various legs of the trip, and then some people deciding to do laundry and other leaving early to wander around Utrecht, and me deciding to hang out with the laundry contingent, although I didn’t actually hang out with them, as they were off doing laundry and I, instead, went on a hunt for expectorant.  Yes, it was thrilling.  It’s quite difficult to communicate “expectorant” in a foreign language, even when the other person is actually pretty good at English.  “I have a cough.  My cough has phlegm?  ...Mucus?  ...Gunk?  I want to cough more to make the phlegm come up.”  *puzzled look*  The second pharmacist I tried seemd  to get it and sold me something that tasted like dead, painfully alcoholic cherries combined with essence of vile, and it…seems to work?  These things are hard to tell.

The three of us left Rotterdam for Utrecht (where one has to change trains) around 2, then met up with a member of the earlier train group who decided to split off and join us instead.  We got in to Arnhem around 4, then took the bus to get to our hostel.  We got off at this stop near this huge hospital in  the middle of nowhere (I have noticed Dutch cities seem to incorporate a lot of nowhere into them.  Maybe this is a thing.) and then hunted around for signs for the Stayokay Arnhem.  A very friendly, excellent speaker-of-English woman was happy to point us in the right direction, and we made our way to the hostel just ahead of very ominous skies.  The room was…hostellish; four bunks, four cubbies, a sink, and separate closets for the toilet and shower, which is actually pretty smart design if you think about it.

Then we waited.  Gradually other members of our party showed up, and we all congregated in the bar where several members of our party had inquiries made by a bachelor-party’s worth of (German?) tourists as to whether they would like to “fucky-fucky.”  Those propositioned politely declined, although I have no doubt that the offer was made in a sincere attempt to honor our individual personhood and the goddess within each of us.

Once we had all convened (the bikers were thwarted by the complexity of escaping Rotterdam’s gravity well and ended up making it only as far as Gouda before getting on the train), dinner plans were made, which consisted mostly of taking the bus back to Arnhem Central and looking around for a likely restaurant.  My splinter group settled on a Mexican place, although we had our doubts about European proficiency with said cuisine.  It turned out to be really very good – a bit odd with respect to the inclusion of feta cheese in most dishes (I can only assume that at one point someone saw some queso fresco and got confused as to its nature and provenance), and there were several dishes on the menu that included things like raisins and nuts, but on the whole it was one of the better meals I’ve had so far in the Netherlands.  It had, at the very least, more than a passing familiarity with vegetables other than cheese.  Or meat.

Our return to the hotel was marked by a sudden downpour which utterly soaked my socks.  And thence to bed.

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Netherlands: Soul Coughing

Well, Delft didn’t happen.  Or rather, it did, as I’m reasonably sure that the combined mental powers of the residents and daily visitors to Delft fix it firmly in existence, but I was not one of those daily visitors.  Since arriving in Rotterdam I’ve had this persistent and obnoxious chesty-coughy-congestion thing going on which has limited my enjoyment of the bicycle-related pleasures of the Netherlands.  Also it has limited my enjoyment of things like walking up stairs, walking at all, and failing to annoy the everliving hells out of my very patient roommate.  Yes, I’m that roommate.  The horrible coughing one.  Even I hate me.

Nope, today we all took a subway ride out to the Woudestein campus of Erasmus University, where a guest lecturer taught us about her work on providing electronic access to audio files, first by digitizing them and second by using computerized voice recognition patterns to transcribe them, with timestamps for ease of searching.  There are some very cool and very powerful algorithms going on behind the scenes, and some really amazing applications for things like preserving (and creating access to) audio recordings of WWII and Holocaust survivors.

After we subwayed back to the hotel, most of the group headed off to Delft, but I and several other people stayed behind.  A reasonably lazy day was had, including a nap and a charming dinner at Soif, a lovely nearby restaurant.  While there was still a bit too much cheese and meat, they did at least seem to have a nodding acquaintance with vegetables—salads and spinach ravioli were on offer.  Although I’m pretty sure the crinkle-cut carrots were initially frozen.  Baby steps, people.  Baby steps.

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Netherlands: A firstful day

August 26, 2009 Wednesday

Today was a day of many firsts.  After sampling some Dutch soy sausage stuff (a distinctly odd first, although not untasty) at breakfast, we had class.  Post-academia, I led a group of about four people to the nearby park where I pretended to be a yoga teacher for about an hour.  Despite doing yoga nearly every day for seven months, plus taking a year of yoga in high school as my P.E. (Yes, my high school was basically awesome.  Don’t hate me.), this was the first time I’d ever led a class and it was terribly fun if a bit nerve-wracking.  It definitely tested me on my ability to tell left from right, which has never in my life been a strong point.  Everyone seemed really positive and enthusiastic though, so that was awesome.

Afterward, a few of us had yet to rent our bikes from the local bike rental place, so we went back to the hotel, showered, and then headed over to Rotterdam Central.  After handing over a deposit of 80 euros (I really need to get more cash), we walked out with gigantic Dutch bicycles, each weighing approximately two tons, with no gear shifts and pedal brakes.  And then we rode them home.  It was lovely – I’ve been scared off of riding bikes since I was about eight years old (there was one devastating attempt in Boston when I managed to run into a pedestrian and two other stationary objects, as well as get yelled at by a substantial number of drivers, which to be fair may have been entirely deserved).  And no, I didn’t wear a helmet.  Nobody does here.  The Dutch either have a very enlightened approach to bicycle safety (rules of the road seem to consist entirely of “Bikes do whatever they want; other stuff gets out of their way.”) or a very foolhardy one; I’ve already seen a young mother toting no less than three children in a front-loaded babybucket and helmets are entirely unheard of.  Bikes do get their own lanes, which is pretty sweet and solves the yelling-drivers problem handily.  Tomorrow most of us are heading over to Delft to do…stuff.  I don’t think anyone’s sorted that part out yet.  It’ll be fun though.

We made it back to the hotel with barely time to spare to make it to the Pancake Boat.  This is exactly what it sounds like – a boat, filled with pancakes.  To be honest, I found it a little mediocre; some of the dentistry was terrifying and the pancakes were acceptable.  The lack of whipped cream (“slagroom”) was inexplicable.  The shredded cheese was a bit on the stale side, and the large chunks of candied ginger (and I do mean large, half an inch to a side) were…again, inexplicable.  Still, it was a fairly charming way to view the harbor and see some more of Rotterdam.

While most of the group proceeded on to a nearby watering hole, I headed up to my room; my voice is basically shot between the asthma/allergies/bronchial flare-up and the talking/leading yoga.  I booked my flight to Copenhagen (wheeee!) but I still need to get my hotel room sorted out.  Time enough for that tomorrow, I expect.

Yes, tomorrow!  To Delft!

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Netherlands Day 1: Newark it from orbit.

...It’s the only way to be sure.

Thanks to, apparently, a hurricane and a few other weather systems churning their way up the East Coast, my flight from Boston to Newark and thence to Amsterdam was delayed for three hours, leading to my inevitable rebooking on a later (direct, thankfully) flight that will get me in on Monday.  This is either the best or the worst excuse I’ve ever used for being late for class.

And Newark, man.  Newark needs to die.  It’s responsible for two of my three worst travel days.  France was responsible for the other one.  The combination of Newark and Europe is goes out the other side of awful into uncharted regions of awfulness, a wormhole into the Gamma quadrant of awful, full of strange and awful new life forms, some of which must rest in goo-buckets for one hour in every sixteen.

Yes, I’m really very tired.

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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Today I skipped toddler storytime to work an evening shift with the adult librarian.  He was putting on a showing of Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? aimed at adults.  My job was to scurry around getting everything together beforehand and making sure things ran smoothly.


  • I set up the computer, speakers, and projector.  It’s a really good idea to make sure that you fix the power settings on the computer so that it won’t decide to shut down fifteen minutes into the movie (we had trouble getting the computer settings to change, but it was a good thing we did it ahead of time).  It’s also smart to tape down any cords to make sure that 1) no one trips and 2) no one pulls them out of the electrical socket at a crucial moment in the film.

  • I got all the refreshments ready – I thought of it a smidge too late, but you can make your own giant cup-sized ice cubes, which will stay frozen longer (and also are free); it’s also good to chill the drinks ahead of time.  We used book bins to hold the icewater for the drinks, and had some big bowls available for the popcorn.  Also put out a tablecloth on the refreshment table, plus napkins, cups, etc.

  • I arranged the meeting room in a setup conducive to movie-watching.  These non-stacking chairs are the bane of my existence.

  • That was pretty much it.  Central had sent along a bunch of recommended titles in a box with the film, and the adults were pretty self contained.  I did have one guy ask if it was okay to leave the room to use the restroom.  For the record, in general librarians greatly prefer this to the alternative.  You don’t really need to ask.  We’re not evil schoolmarms.

  • We also had a giveaway after the film ended; the adult librarian had a set of books on CD to give away.  As it turned out, we had enough discs for everyone to get one, so the drawing was just to establish what order you got to choose in.  Still, it was very popular.


People were generally really positive about the experience and strongly urged us to have more movie showings, especially since there weren’t any kids there (which isn’t something we can guarantee in the future, but whatever).  There were several strong requests for more movie nights at other times in  the year, so that’s definitely something to think about.

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Today I (July 22)

Today I:


  • Observed Storytime for pre-schoolers.  We did a bug theme since the Bee-Boppin’ Bugs program is happening on Monday (although apparently that is so popular it needs no additional advertising.  We shall see.).  Ten Little Ladybugs (which is a very cute book with little plastic ladybugs through cut-out windows), acting out being a hungry caterpillar, and reading (of course!) The Very Hungry Caterpillar.  Such a very cute book (and, not related to library-stuff at all, is giving me wicked awesome ideas about baby quilts.)  It was amazing the energy that zoomed through the room when my supervisor pulled up that book; kids were absolutely shouting that they had read it at home and were thrilled to get to read it again.

    We also acted out the Itsy Bitsy Spider – my supervisor intended to do it as a feltboard, but realized halfway through that the kids only did the hand motions when she was doing them herself, and weren’t doing them while she did the feltboard.  Not to mention that the song wasn’t very well-adapted to a feltboard; it’s too short and quick to really allow you to place the felt pieces appropriately.


  • I spent a good chunk of time working on my weeding project and am nearly done with it.  I was mostly working on the animals region of the 500s (round the 590s) and started to get really ruthless – we do NOT need a full shelf of books on dolphins!  I was pretty much pulling anything more than 10 years old, and then evaluating to see if it circulated (although honestly even that wouldn’t necessarily save a book – I think ALL the dolphin books circulated, and we STILL don’t need a full shelf of them) or if there was something special about it (and that would save a book, because special books are special).

  • I also had an interesting reference question from a boy looking for some books on video game design.  It took a little bit to figure out whether he wanted books on writing video games (the coding and calculus stuff) or designing video games (writing the plots and characters and world-building).  It turns out he wanted the latter, which stumped me pretty badly; my supervisor leaned over and suggested doing a subject browse for video games and then seeing what sub-headings there were.  Once I found the right subject heading, it was pretty easy to find some books to put on hold and on the shelves.  Still, I should have thought of that myself.  Oh well.

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Duct Tape Mania!

Today I helped our teen librarian out with the Duct Tape Mania program.  She had gotten a crate full of duct tape in different colors, rulers (some handmade from cardboard and laminated), folders with various instructions, a few examples already made, all that sort of thing.  The room was already set up, but we hit a space crisis only a few minutes into the program – we didn’t have nearly enough tables and we had way too many kids (okay, not really “way too many”, but we needed more space for them!)  We wound up with about 30 teens making appearances, and the first part of the program was spent (for me, at least) running around finding more pencils, rulers, scissors, all that sort of thing.  Not really a bad problem to have, but it was definitely a bit unexpected – other branches only had five or six kids show up, and we were worried about running out of tape!

The teens seemed to have a lot of fun making different things.  There were a fair number of problems with understanding instructions – lots of things were written kind of “hiply” which hindered rather than enhanced understanding.  It would have been nice to be able to run through some of the projects more thoroughly before turning the teens loose, and we had to do a bit of translating at several points, but it all worked out.  We had one girl come up and show us the very cute blue-and-white purse she made.  She said she tried following the instructions but they didn’t make sense, so she just gave up and improvised – awesome!

We also made up little quarter-page handouts with some links to other duct tape craft sites.  Only a few of these were taken, but I think it mght have been better to put them out on the tables where kids were actually crafting; as it was they were on the registration table which most kids kind of scanned and ignored.

We did a raffle giveaway for the summer reading prizebooks which is always popular.  There were kids hanging around even after they’d finished their craft just to make sure they’d be there when the drawing happened.  Teens love books!

All in  all, this was a totally successful event.  Everyone seemed to have a great time with the craft and really enjoy themselves and there were a lot of really ambitious and well-executed projects going on.  More duct tape!

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African Drumming Workshop

Today was our African drumming workshop and it was great!  We had 130 people (not counting performers and librarians) move in and out of the room or hover around the door and glassed-in entryway.  Two performers from Benin and Senegal kept the room absolutely mesmerized, with kids banging on drums and rattling the shakers brought by the drummers.

We moved most of the chairs out to the side of the room to leave a big open space in the middle and set up fans to try to keep the air  moving.  This branch doesn’t have air conditioning and it was about 85 today, so it was pretty brutal in the room – we had a bunch of people hang out in the anteroom and then leave after the first song was over; I can only assume it was because of the heat.  My supervisor handed me a clicker to keep track of door counts and it made things MUCH easier than my usual “count three times and average them” method for storytime, although it also helped that the kids were all seated and pretty static – storytimes can get kind of wiggly.

The performance itself was pretty self-contained.  The guys had clearly been doing this for a while.  They played a few songs, then guided the kids (and adults) through some basic rhythms, split the room up into a few groups and led the groups through banging out different rhythms together to see how they interact, practiced getting everyone to stop when the drummer made a hand motion (Crucial!), and made sure that the kids rotated to let everyone get a chance with a drum or a shaker.  It was completely adorable watching the toddlers who were old enough to hear and “get” the rhythm, but lacked the fine motor control to actually follow it.

This was one of the highest-interest programs I’ve seen this summer.  People entering and leaving the library were stopping constantly to look in through the glass-fronted meeting room, ducking in and out for a few moments, hanging around the entryway, etc.  A couple of kids who clearly hadn’t come for the program all but dragged their parents inside.

Before the program started, my supervisor sent me out into the stacks to grab some books on African instruments and Africa itself.  Africa itself wasn’t hard – we had several books on the continent as a whole, plus smaller ones on individual countries (I made sure to ask the performers where they were from and put books about those countries on display), but then I found the one book we had on African instruments.  “Musical instruments of Africa…”, yup, sounding okay so far…”Their nature, use, and place in the life of a deeply musical people.”...Um.  Ooookay.  Published in 1965, a year noted for, oh, say, the Watts Riots and the second (failed) attempt at a Selma-Montgomery march.  An era known for its clear-eyed open-mindedness on the subject of racial equality and human rights.  Not.  So.  Much.

People, this is why we weed.

(I brought the book to my supervisor and she said, “Oh great!” up until she read the part about deeply musical people.  At which point we nodded and took it in back to go to the great library in the sky.  I believe I prefaced presenting it to her with the phrase “I think we need to burn this” which okay, was probably not the best way to put it but um.  Yeah.  That book had no business circulating any more.)

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Storytime

My Storytime project was the one I looked forward to most and least. On the one hand, it was something I’d done as a teen working with the “Readings is Fundamental” program in Baton Rouge, Louisiana (my first paying library job!). I was responsible for working with the youngest children (babies to seven, approximately) of underprivileged families who were learning how to read to their children both for fun and to teach life skills. While the adults and older children participated in a read-aloud Storytime taught by the children’s librarians, I would read to the younger kids, complete a craft with them, and generally keep them quiet and entertained.

On the other hand, I hadn’t read to kids (and certainly had never sung to them, because I strenuously avoided singing in public until I was at least twenty-four, believing that embarrasment could be lethal) since I was fifteen or so. Solitary nieces and nephews don’t count.
So this was certainly the project that was going to stretch me the most. As an adult, I regretted not doing more with my RIF kids; I would make rattles or masks out of paper plates and Mardi Gras beads, read them a few stories, color with them on butcher paper…and that was about it. I didn’t have themes, I didn’t have a wide variety of crafts, I didn’t sing. Now was my chance to try doing something more involved.

I watched my supervisor’s Storytimes for most of the summer (aside from a few weeks when she was on vacation or doing school visits) and took note of what she did that worked. She always had a consistent opening song and stretch, a mid-Storytime stretch, and a closing song. I would need to incorporate these into my Storytime, since it was what all of her kids were used to doing. She would also do a lot of singing with them (she always looked for a new song for them from a variety of children’s websites), and did a simple craft at the end of Storytime with the pre-schoolers. I observed that the kids often wouldn’t sing or act along as she did the song and associated hand motions, but she said that parents were always coming up to her and telling her that the kids would sing them all week at home – they were just shy in public.

I decided fairly early in the summer that I would do a muffin themed Storytime, mostly because I was making a lot of muffins for myself (I had a ton of frozen blueberries that needed to get used up). If You Give A Moose A Muffin would definitely be one of my readings, and “Do You Know the Muffin Man?” would be one of my songs, and there I stuck. For a long time. I spent a good chunk of time closer to my due date looking through the shelves for muffin- or baking-themed Storytimes and came up with a few books, but nothing that really grabbed me.

Then, suddenly (my supervisor assures me that this happens to her all the time the night before Storytime), a scant two weeks before my due date, I had a change of plans. Muffins are out. FARMS, now, farms and gardens…I love farms and gardens. I had spent a lot of time this summer at the farmer’s market and even tried my hand at making jams and canning fruit (mostly successful, tons of fun except for the burns and the cleanup, and so incredibly tasty), and this, this was a theme I could really get excited about. And was, in fact. I tossed around some other farm and garden-themed books, but nothing really grabbed me until my supervisor suggested Farmer Duck and Muncha Muncha Muncha for the pre-schoolers and Growing Vegetable Soup and The Little Red Hen for the toddlers. I had considered (was planning on, in fact) doing Potato Joe for both sets up until my run-through the day before, when I decided that it really wasn’t an excellent book for reading aloud and also had no narrative structure whatsoever, and would probably bore the willies out of the pre-schoolers. My song would be “This is the way we grow the food” to the tune of “Here we go round the mulberry bush”, and my craft would be making little garden labels out of cut-up paper grocery bags and popsicle sticks. I had a felt board for The Very Big Carrot. I had a flower stamp for the kids at the end. If I needed more to fiill the time, I’d teach everyone to sing “Inch by Inch.” I was set.

My supervisor met with me the day before to do a complete run-through of the Storytime, and it was very helpful. It was a good chance for me to practice reading the stories out loud and to practice dealing with an occasionally tough crowd of four-year-olds (she can do killer impressions of kids being excited/bored/random as the mood strikes her. It was both funny and very, very useful.) She gave me some great tips on projecting my voice (I am not a naturally loud person) and dealing with the kidlets.

I was really nervous on the morning of my preschool Storytime, but I’m lucky in that once I get on stage and reading I tend to forget to be nervous and just focus on what I’m doing. It went great! There were 120 people in the room, which my supervisor said is something she’s only had to deal with twice. I didn’t have time to do “Inch by Inch” (which I both expected and was disappointed by), my “Very Big Carrot” feltboard (told as if it happened to me as a kid) went over like hotcakes, the kids and adults helped me read Farmer Duck (especially the Moos and the Quacks and the Oinks and the Clucks), and it seemed like everyone had a really good time. Especially me. Which was a relief.

I made a few changes from my supervisor’s usual routine, mostly in that she starts each Storytime with shaking the wiggles out of your right hand, left hand, both hands, and then your face. I really can’t handle shaking wiggles out of my face; it feels like my brain is sloshing around in my head. Instead I had all the kids make a big silly faces (and I made one too, of course), and it seemed like that went over just fine as a substitute.

After playing to a crowd of 120, the 80 and 60 I got for my toddler Storytimes the next day were small potatoes. I did mostly the same routine, but swapped out the books for two shorter ones, since the toddlers only have twenty minutes to the pre-schoolers’ thirty.

The adults were hugely helpful in keeping the kids relatively still and quiet; I mentioned that these were one of my first Storytimes and they really stepped up in getting the kids to participate without getting too crazy. Everyone sang along, which was another thing that I’d been worried about.

I kept a notebook next to me with my Storytime plan written out in it as a reminder to me of what was supposed to come next, and that was a great crutch as well. My supervisor has been doing this for years and doesn’t need them any more, but it was great for me to have a cheat-sheet/security blanket. I will definitely keep doing this until I’m more comfortable with the routine of a Storytime.

Once again, a good knowledge of your collection is essential. I’m a good twenty years away from my prime picture-book years, and my supervisor was a huge help in choosing books. When she was away on vacation I processed the new children’s books that came in, and it feels like between that, weeding, shelving, and the general browsing required of a children’s librarian, a good knowledge of your collection develops by osmosis. Sadly, since I was only there for three months, I didn’t have much of that so it was extremely helpful to have her advice to support my book selections.

In general, I had a really fabulous time working on this project. The Storytimes were much more fun (and much less stressful) than I anticipated them being, giving kids their end-of-Storytime stamps is both cute and gratifying, and hearing a roomful of toddlers gasp when you get to the climax of “The Very Big Carrot” is just plain awesome. After my pre-school Storytime a woman from Page Ahead told me about their program and asked if I would be interested in volunteering, and this definitely sounds like a great way to both build my own Storytime skills and engage children in their library and what it can do for them.

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